If This Is The State Of My Art Then I Secede

Owen, mid 20s. I collect CDs, vinyl and guitars. Been playing since '01. For my sins I'm a West Ham United and Toronto Maple Leafs fan. The dream is to live & work in Canada. One Day. Feel free to check out my Youtube Channel for guitar covers & stuff

Thank you to everyone I’ve worked with at #hmv over years. It has quite literally been a roller coaster ride. You’ve made the job tolerable over all the shit we get thrown at us. I’m grateful to have you all as my friends.

Thank you to everyone I’ve worked with at #hmv over years. It has quite literally been a roller coaster ride. You’ve made the job tolerable over all the shit we get thrown at us. I’m grateful to have you all as my friends.

I very recently discovered watching other people being goofy playing games brings me a lot of joy. I’ve become quite addicted to youtube channels such as pewdiepie and markiplier.

At the moment I’m tending to watch more of markiplier's videos, mostly the hilarious Prop Hunt and Turbo Dismount series. Mark just passed 3 million subscribers. He's still dwarfed by pewds' 29 million but 3 million is not to be sniffed at. As thanks he recorded this very touching video. 

What Mark says in this video hits home to me. I’ve failed in every avenue of my life so far. I’ve rebooted my life more times then I can count and I’m trying again now with this degree I’m starting soon and you know what? I’m quietly confident. Why? Because I can do whatever I want and succeed. I have the potential to do it. 

Refuse to reinstate convicted rapist Ched Evans as a player at Sheffield United. → http://www.change.org/en-GB/petitions/kevin-mccabe-chairman-of-sheffield-utd-football-club-refuse-to-reinstate-ched-evans-as-a-player-at-sheffield-united#intro

Reasons I’m collecting vinyl records:

  1. They’re super cool and pretty to look at
  2. Shaun of the Dead style zombie survival plan
Every pedal board needs 3 #distortion #pedals right? (Technically the Muff is a fuzz) 

#MXR #Boss #ElectroHarmonix #Ibanez #JimDunlop

Every pedal board needs 3 #distortion #pedals right? (Technically the Muff is a fuzz)

#MXR #Boss #ElectroHarmonix #Ibanez #JimDunlop

cosmoranger:

p-ardiselost:

anomolisticbeauty:

malgosh:

moshita:

Anecdotes by medical practitioners 

"A woman came in for a baby check with her 6-month-old and she had what looked like chocolate milk in the baby’s bottle. So he started explaining to her as kindly as he could that she shouldn’t be giving her baby chocolate milk. At which point she interrupts him and says, ‘Oh that isn’t chocolate milk. It’s coffee! He just loves it!”

"I had a patient come in for an STD check. She was very upset and continued to tell me that she only had one partner. Progressing through my assessment, she further divulged that even if he was sleeping with other people it shouldn’t matter ‘because he uses a condom every time and he makes sure to wash it thoroughly after every use’.”

"Had a lady who measured her baby’s temperature by pre-heating the oven and putting one hand in front of it while the other hand was on the baby’s forehead. She told the nurse her baby’s fever was about 250 degrees.”

"Lady has to have foot amputated and is given waiver forms to sign pre-op. Buddy asks if she needs time to think about it. She’s very nonchalant and doesn’t seem to care much what they do. He gets suspicious and probes a bit as to why she’s not more concerned. She says she gets that they have to operate and it’s OK because the foot will grow back.”

"I had a couple who had been trying to conceive for over two years. I asked all the usual questions, how often do you have sex, any previous pregnancy, etc etc. Something seemed off to me during the consult, so I continued to ask questions. Finally I asked if he ejaculated while inserted into the vagina. Both parties looked confused.Turns out the couple was not having insertional sex at all. I had to awkwardly explain to them how insertional sex works. Diagrams were required.”

"Patient comes in, she’s upset. She’s pregnant, and she doesn’t understand why. She’s on the pill. Upon talking to her at great length, I find out that she only takes the pills on the days that she is sexually active – no other time.”

"Patient comes in with her bf. They are indignant, as if somehow I could’ve prevented [the pregnancy]. The problem? Well, the pills were bothering the girl’s stomach, so, being a gallant bf, he decided to start taking them instead.”

I was explaining the treatment to the husband of a patient about to be discharged. He kept nodding and agreeing with me, but I knew it was flying over his head. Turned out a fundamental problem was that I was describing the drugs as ‘tablets’ and he had no clue what those were.

Reddit thread 

Hahah

Oh my god… I can’t decide if I should laugh or cry…

Are these people stupid? Wtf

This cannot be genuine, surely. 

My ex is a paediatric nurse. She never told me any stories as stupid as these but there are some very medically uneducated people out there

Tagged by ivegotmytowel

You can tell a lot about the person from the music they listen to. Put your music device on shuffle and write the first 10 songs that play without skipping. Tag 10 people afterwards.

I only did this the other day but since then I’ve put my entire music library on my ipod classic. Also it’s fun and I never get tagged in stuff. So here it goes again.

1. Rage Against the Machine - War Within A Breath (The Battle of Los Angeles)

2. Fightstar - Follow Me Into The Darkness (Be Human)

3. Slipknot - Tattered & Torn (Slipknot)

4. Mastodon - Crystal Skull (Blood Mountain)

5. A Perfect Circle - Vanishing (Thirteenth Step)

6. Foo Fighters - Hey, Johnny Park! (The Colour and the Shape)

7. The Algorithm - Null (Polymorphic Code)

8. Muse - City of Delusion (Black Holes & Revelations)

9. Killer Be Killed - Snakes of Jehovah (Killer Be Killed)

10. The Bloodhound Gang - I Hope You Die (Hooray for Boobies)

Since I know very few people on this site I can’t fit in 10 so I tag cosmoranger thegodlesspilgrim theincrediblekat basickrecords paismaycare. If I you want to do this just assume I’ve tagged you.

20 Songs on Shuffle

iTunes on shuffle. No skips. 

  1. Seasick Steve - Thunderbird (Walkin’ Man - The Best of Seasick Steve)
  2. Metallica - Fade to Black (Ride The Lightning)
  3. Linkin Park - Numb (Meteora)
  4. Gojira - From the Sky (From Mars to Sirius)
  5. Biffy Clyro - The Weapons Are Concealed (Infinity Land)
  6. Sum-41 - It Makes No Difference (All Killer No Filler)
  7. Limp Bizkit - Break Stuff [Live] (Significant Other)
  8. Biffy Clyro - Get Fucked Stud (Puzzle)
  9. Baroness - Stretchmarker (Yellow & Green: Green Album)
  10. Les Claypool’s Duo de Twang - The Bridge Came Tumblin’ Down (Four Foot Shack)
  11. Clutch - The Wolfman Kindly Requests… (Earth Rocker)
  12. Led Zeppelin - Good Times Bad Times (Remasters) 
  13. Hacktivist - Elevate [Shikari Sound System Remix] (Hacktivist)
  14. Slipknot - 742617000027 (Slipknot)
  15. Finch - Revelation: Song (Say Hello to Sunshine)
  16. Mastodon - Spectralight (The Hunter)
  17. The Dillinger Escape Plan - Sunshine the Werewolf (Miss Machine)
  18. Metallica - One (…And Justice For All)
  19. Foo Fighters - Everlong (The Colour and the Shape)
  20. System of a Down - War? (System of a Down)
cosmoranger:

hentai-ass:

dropdeadesu:

aragaki:

i don’t get this. why does this have so many notes. does it have to do with the type of ice cream? Napoleon ice cream? Napoleon Bonaparte? is that Napoleon Bonaparte’s hand?

nobody explain

HAHAHA


I laughed too much

I’ll just leave this here http://youtu.be/hSmanhbQ7vg

cosmoranger:

hentai-ass:

dropdeadesu:

aragaki:

i don’t get this. why does this have so many notes. does it have to do with the type of ice cream? Napoleon ice cream? Napoleon Bonaparte? is that Napoleon Bonaparte’s hand?

nobody explain

HAHAHA

I laughed too much

I’ll just leave this here
http://youtu.be/hSmanhbQ7vg

(Source: gotitforcheap)