Some spanner properly blocked my mate in. The Merc on the right parked right against his bumper on a double yellow. Somehow managed to get out of it.

The Playoff Beard Chronicles - A Journey of Face Fuzz & Hockey

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  • Mitchell: Do you have any fucking idea who I am?
  • Mitchell: My name is John Mitchell, and I have killed more people than you've met.

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Sometimes letting go ain’t a bad thing. I never heard of holding on setting anyone free
Divided by Friday - Forget and Follow

Not my finest work. I’ll probably re-record this. 

Fair to Midland - Whiskey & Ritalin with Heavens to Murgatroyd intro. 

Shot from the #SaveSouthBank skate event on Saturday. They’re trying to convert the street skate park that’s been there for 40 years into a Starbucks and Tesco. Like London needs another one of those. Event is on ‘til bank holiday Monday so get down, skate if you want, sign the petition and have a good time. Alternatively go to longlivesouthbank.com for the e-petition. Dan Joyce from Dirty Sanchez was down there Saturday doing some filming so promo shots might be up soon

Shot from the #SaveSouthBank skate event on Saturday. They’re trying to convert the street skate park that’s been there for 40 years into a Starbucks and Tesco. Like London needs another one of those. Event is on ‘til bank holiday Monday so get down, skate if you want, sign the petition and have a good time. Alternatively go to longlivesouthbank.com for the e-petition. Dan Joyce from Dirty Sanchez was down there Saturday doing some filming so promo shots might be up soon

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  • French Knight: I don't want to talk to you, no more, you empty-headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. You mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.
  • Galahad: Is there someone else up there we could talk to?
  • French Knight: No. Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time.

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Not exactly PC these days but this is probably one of my favourite Python sketches.

Sincerely, Bruce

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obguitars:

Jeff Hanneman - 1964 - 2013

obguitars:

Jeff Hanneman - 1964 - 2013

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Justifiable Reasons Why I Need a Telecaster

I like playing jam nights. But out of my 7 current guitars I don’t have a decent jam guitar. Can’t really use the acoustic. Strat is too punk rock. Iceman, SG & RGT are all tuned down for writing & recording. SA is a bit too loud due to the Bare Knuckle and the 7 string is, well a 7 string. Plus I want a Telecaster. 

So I think it’s perfectly reasonable that I spend £775 on one of these beautiful creatures. 

Fender ‘69 Telecaster Thinline 

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This rocked up next to me today. Literally. Had hydraulic suspension and all the works. Also had a middle class white family driving it.

This rocked up next to me today. Literally. Had hydraulic suspension and all the works. Also had a middle class white family driving it.